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I believe that is in fact the politically correct term

funnyshulpostings — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 18:10:41 +0000

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seeking Little People
Wed Aug 8, 2012 2:50 pm (PDT) . Posted by:
XXXXX

If you have that you no longer use.

A common theme: My Kosher for Pesach food is almost a year old and expired…so I assume someone out there wants it.

funnyshulpostings — Mon, 14 May 2012 14:54:59 +0000

FREE: Diet Coke

Posted by: “Rachel” xxxxx

Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:42 am (PST)

Many bottles of expired Diet Coke are at the curb at xxxxx Ave, Woodmere for the taking. Many of the bottles are kosher for pesach. Please do not open the bags. Take an entire bag or nothing.

Jewish Boys Dream Big

funnyshulpostings — Mon, 14 May 2012 14:51:11 +0000

WANTED: a ride in a ferrari or Lamborghini

Posted by: XXXX

Tue May 8, 2012 5:44 pm (PDT)

Hi,
My 10 year old is driving me nuts about taking a ride in one of these.
This probably sounds insane but at least I can tell him I tried.
Anyhow,
If you are okay with something like this, and are blessed enough to own one, it would make his day.
He can wear surgeon gear over his clothes and shoes just in case you are afraid he will shmutz the car.

PS, parent must accompany him.
Thanks.

Maybe Bumbleberry should offer this?

funnyshulpostings — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:53:00 +0000

Looking for frozen Breast milk
Posted by: XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:51 pm (PST)

Does anyone have excess frozen breast milk, they no longer need? We need to suplement our twins.

Must be from woman who keeps kosher. Thanks.

XXXXXXXXXXXX

What every child wants for Chanuka – a beehive w/ bees!

funnyshulpostings — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:28:44 +0000

Offer: Free Beehive w/bees
Posted by: “xxxxxxxxx”
Thu May 28, 2009 8:08 am (PDT)

A beehive has attached to a window in our house in Far Rockaway. Yours for the taking for an amateur bee hobbyist, or someone who rescues these creatures. We’d rather not kill them.

Please contact to arrange to rescue them.

xxxxx

A man all alone with his wontons in garlic sauce

funnyshulpostings — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:56:01 +0000

Want to split a tray of Wontons in Garlic Sauce from Kosher Express?

Posted by: XXXXX
Sun Feb 6, 2011 9:56 am (PST)

Great for the big game. they come 80 in a tray but can get 2 halfs.
XXXXXXXXXXXX

This submitter has pretty low expectations for a waterproofer

funnyshulpostings — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 13:35:06 +0000

Waterproofer?
Posted by: xxxxx
Wed Sep 7, 2011 6:23 pm (PDT)

Can anyone recommend waterproofing company who knows what they are doing and answers phone calls?

TIA

xxxxxxxxxxxx

There is definitely an over-supply of gefilte fish and 5-month old Matza in the Jewish Community

funnyshulpostings — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 22:40:33 +0000

Mon Sep 19, 2011
12:48 pm (PDT)

Giving away three jars of gefilte fish, and a few boxes of sealed box
matzo. Would like to give away asap, please email back if you can pick up in
the next few days. located in woodmere
please email me back if interested

The pointy shoe

funnyshulpostings — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 17:38:50 +0000

pointy shoes are out of style .right?
Posted by: “XXXXXXXXXXXX” XXXXXXXXXXXX@gmail.com XXXXXXXXXXXX
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:20 am (PDT)

i can trash them?

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Here is how the tax donation letter will read: “Thank you for your gift. The fair market value of your gift is 11 cents, as we will use your non working laptop as a paperweight.”

funnyshulpostings — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 14:06:41 +0000

Would Like to Donate Non-Working Laptop
Posted by: “XXXXXX@aol.com” XXXXX@aol.com XXXXXX
Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:34 pm (PDT)

I have an HP laptop that is non-working that I would like to donate to a
501(c)(3) corporation. It worked a very short time ago, but I have had
trouble starting it up as of late. Please email me at XXXXXXXXXX@aol.com_
(mailto:XXXXXXXXX@aol.com) if you can provide me with a tax donation letter
and would like the laptop/any additional information. I am happy to drop
it off locally. XXXXXXXXXXXX