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I believe that is in fact the politically correct term

August 16, 2012

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seeking Little People
Wed Aug 8, 2012 2:50 pm (PDT) . Posted by:
XXXXX

If you have that you no longer use.

A common theme: My Kosher for Pesach food is almost a year old and expired…so I assume someone out there wants it.

May 14, 2012

FREE: Diet Coke

Posted by: “Rachel” xxxxx

Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:42 am (PST)

Many bottles of expired Diet Coke are at the curb at xxxxx Ave, Woodmere for the taking. Many of the bottles are kosher for pesach. Please do not open the bags. Take an entire bag or nothing.

Jewish Boys Dream Big

May 14, 2012

WANTED: a ride in a ferrari or Lamborghini

Posted by: XXXX

Tue May 8, 2012 5:44 pm (PDT)

Hi,
My 10 year old is driving me nuts about taking a ride in one of these.
This probably sounds insane but at least I can tell him I tried.
Anyhow,
If you are okay with something like this, and are blessed enough to own one, it would make his day.
He can wear surgeon gear over his clothes and shoes just in case you are afraid he will shmutz the car.

PS, parent must accompany him.
Thanks.

Maybe Bumbleberry should offer this?

December 19, 2011

Looking for frozen Breast milk
Posted by: XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:51 pm (PST)

Does anyone have excess frozen breast milk, they no longer need? We need to suplement our twins.

Must be from woman who keeps kosher. Thanks.

XXXXXXXXXXXX

What every child wants for Chanuka – a beehive w/ bees!

December 13, 2011

Offer: Free Beehive w/bees
Posted by: “xxxxxxxxx”
Thu May 28, 2009 8:08 am (PDT)

A beehive has attached to a window in our house in Far Rockaway. Yours for the taking for an amateur bee hobbyist, or someone who rescues these creatures. We’d rather not kill them.

Please contact to arrange to rescue them.

xxxxx

A man all alone with his wontons in garlic sauce

September 27, 2011

Want to split a tray of Wontons in Garlic Sauce from Kosher Express?

Posted by: XXXXX
Sun Feb 6, 2011 9:56 am (PST)

Great for the big game. they come 80 in a tray but can get 2 halfs.
XXXXXXXXXXXX

This submitter has pretty low expectations for a waterproofer

September 26, 2011

Waterproofer?
Posted by: xxxxx
Wed Sep 7, 2011 6:23 pm (PDT)

Can anyone recommend waterproofing company who knows what they are doing and answers phone calls?

TIA

xxxxxxxxxxxx

There is definitely an over-supply of gefilte fish and 5-month old Matza in the Jewish Community

September 20, 2011

Mon Sep 19, 2011
12:48 pm (PDT)

Giving away three jars of gefilte fish, and a few boxes of sealed box
matzo. Would like to give away asap, please email back if you can pick up in
the next few days. located in woodmere
please email me back if interested

The pointy shoe

August 31, 2011

pointy shoes are out of style .right?
Posted by: “XXXXXXXXXXXX” XXXXXXXXXXXX@gmail.com XXXXXXXXXXXX
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:20 am (PDT)

i can trash them?

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Here is how the tax donation letter will read: “Thank you for your gift. The fair market value of your gift is 11 cents, as we will use your non working laptop as a paperweight.”

August 29, 2011

Would Like to Donate Non-Working Laptop
Posted by: “XXXXXX@aol.com” XXXXX@aol.com XXXXXX
Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:34 pm (PDT)

I have an HP laptop that is non-working that I would like to donate to a
501(c)(3) corporation. It worked a very short time ago, but I have had
trouble starting it up as of late. Please email me at XXXXXXXXXX@aol.com_
(mailto:XXXXXXXXX@aol.com) if you can provide me with a tax donation letter
and would like the laptop/any additional information. I am happy to drop
it off locally. XXXXXXXXXXXX

Throw in a 1st round draft pick and some Mishpacha baking soda, and you have a deal!

August 25, 2011

looking to trade: whole wheat flour for white
Posted by: “XXXX” XXXXXX@yahoo.com XXXXXXXXXXXX
Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:59 pm (PDT)
I have an unopened 5 lb bag of Mishpacha whole wheat flour which I will not use before Pesach and was wondering if anyone wants it. If you have a bag (I don’t mind if it’s open) of white flour(I prefer unbleached) to trade with me I would be so happy. Or if anyone just wants to get rid of their white flour I will be happy to take it off your hands. Thank you so much!!

So…you’re looking for an organization that accepts jars of gefilte fish? Does that qualify for 501(c)3 status?

August 23, 2011

Where can I donate jars of Gefilte Fish? Message List
Reply
Message #58964 of 152522 < Prev Next >
I have a lot (a LOT) of jars of Gefilte Fish I’d like to donate
somewhere. Does anybody know of an organization that will accept them?

The reason for the shidduch crisis: singles events with gastronomically challenging food

August 22, 2011

An Invitation from The Five Towns Shidduch Club
Posted by: “Shidduch Club” xxxxxxx
Mon Feb 2, 2009 10:29 am (PST)
The Five Towns Shidduch Club

Invites singles, ages 28-38
for an unforgettable evening of
fun and mingling

Sunday, Feb. 8th, 8:00 PM

*Pre-registration required.
Please note: There are limited spots
available as this is a private residence.
Please call immediately for a reservation.

Mexican Buffet Dinner Catered by Carlos & Gabby’s
Couvert: $25

For more info and reservations,
call xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (after 7pm)
or email xxxxxxxxxx@aol.com

***Private Room Available to Meet Shachanim

Visit us at http://www.xxxxxxxxxxxx.com to enter your profile. Photo required.
Sponsored by Congregation Beth Shalom, Young Israel Lawrence Cedarhurst,
Young Israel Woodmere

This can’t be too hygenic…

August 17, 2011

free potty seat
Posted by:
Tue May 19, 2009 7:28 am (PDT)

the kind that fits on top of a regular toilet. Email if interested

sometimes, a phone call would have been better than an email

August 16, 2011

need plumber asap!!
Posted by:
Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:29 pm (PDT)
i am looking for a reliable, reasonably priced plumbet to come as soon as possible. if you know of someone please call me at 516 xxx-xxxx. thanks so much

This guy is either involved in a very odd scavenger hunt, or has a bizarre case of OCD

August 14, 2011

Wanted: Yom Kippur Machzor from the Hebrew Publishing Company:

Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:02 pm (PDT)

Posted by

If anyone has this machzor from the Hebrew Publishing Company, can you please tell me the first three words of all the prayers address on Page 239?
Please respond to this email or call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX

How about fashioning a sentence in the English language?

August 12, 2011

JOBSEEK: work from home

Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:02am (PDT)

Hi Iam looking for a job to work from home or something related to fashion working with fashion styling.

I am interested in doing consultant on fashion.
Thanks,
XXXX

Is this why the gold markets are soaring? Increased demand for cheap 14k gold toddler earrings?

August 12, 2011

ADVICE?: cheapest place to buy14K gold toddler earrings

Posted by: XXXXXX

Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:46 pm (PDT)

looking to purchase 14k gold earrings for 3 year old. Any reasonable places you can recommend?

There’s only so much a son-in-law can take…

August 11, 2011

From: XXXX
Date: Sat, May 8, 2010 at 10:35 PM
Subject: [JProv] Help getting rid of Mother In Law

In desperate need of a ride for my mother in law to new york on Monday May
10th . Please call xxxxxxx or respond to this email.

The sad fate of the fish from the previous post…

August 11, 2011

Free: fish head

Posted by:XXXXXX

Wed Sep 8, 2010 5:20 am (PDT)

 

Anyone need a fish head for R’H? I have an xtra one.

A moment of silence for a lost Gefilte.let’s hope this has a happy ending

August 11, 2011

Lost Gefilte Fish

Posted by: XXXXXX

Tue Feb 1, 2011 4:59 am (PST)

Last night I purchased a gefilte fish from Glatt Express. I know it was in my bag when I left the store but I couldn’t find it when I got home. I went back and couldn’t find it in the parking lot. Did anyone pick it up

Forget the sheital, I want a burka.

August 10, 2011

WANTED: burka

Posted by: “XXXXXXX@yahoo.com

Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:43 pm (PDT)

 

Looking to borrow a black burka for 1 day next week. Pref L, XL

Hearkening back to the days of milk delivery

August 9, 2011

breast pump drop off mistake?
Posted by: XXXXXXXXX
Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:11 am (PDT)

Someone mistakenly left a breast-pump on my door step.
Obviously wrong address.
please contact me for pick up.

XXXXXX

The post that inspired this website

August 9, 2011

Posted by:    Apr 5, 2009 5:59 am (PDT)

does anyone know of a way to acquire college credits without attending classes or taking tests? are there any yeshivas that sell credits orprograms that will assign credits for time spent in a non-accreditedyeshiva? any information would be greatly appreciated. thank you.

Spam-babble? Nope, just a shul list post.

August 9, 2011

FREE: playdough accessories

Posted by:

Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:34 am (PDT)

Haircut ballOon making a bunch of extruders and much more pick up in bayswater reply here or call

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